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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
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Take rest a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.
Quote #16736
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane...
Quote #6743
‘That is indisputable,’ was the answer, ‘but in this country it is a good...
Quote #17311
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #20927
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #11154
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...