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You always pass failure on the way to success.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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All television is children’s television.
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Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To...
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
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Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s...
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The quality of mercy is not strained It droppeth as the gentle rain from...