Quote #18779
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #1676
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Quote #3239
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #16529
Things don’t change, but by and by our wishes change.
Quote #1017
Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
Quote #15147
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #16043
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it’s always in your face.
Quote #14867
It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #21281
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #2266
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...