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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Latin Proverb

Quote #16696

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7950

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2982

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sir, I say that justice is truth in action.
James Grover Thurber

Quote #18031

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9236

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9634

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire or, out of God’s...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12097

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
Dave Barry

Quote #4917

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Francis Bacon

Quote #5708

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...
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