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Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
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When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...