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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
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Never enter into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him...
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Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...
Quote #12550
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.