Quote #21219
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #6070
She was a phantom of delight When first she gleam’d upon my sight A...
Quote #4256
There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and...
Quote #3661
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I...
Quote #8522
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #10379
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Quote #7357
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...