Quote #10146
Beware the man of one book.
Quote #15500
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #5539
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
Quote #12168
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #6054
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #17261
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
Quote #13575
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #3227
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #6176
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...