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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
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When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and...
Quote #20525
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
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When you have a dream you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
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The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day...
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Of all the worldly passions, lust is the most intense. All other worldly passions...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.