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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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Funny is an attitude.
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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
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One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream...
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
Quote #16092
Live you life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift – there...