Quote #12166
The greatest power is often simple patience.
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It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #11411
The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
Quote #14110
Why do we love the sea It is because it has some potent power...
Quote #15839
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem...
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...