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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
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He who will not economize will have to agonize.
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The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
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The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved — loved...
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People fail forward to success.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...