Quote #11153
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #21139
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #2524
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
Quote #10760
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
Quote #14750
Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.
Quote #5283
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #9150
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #5138
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.