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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to...
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
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Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by...
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The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on...
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Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
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I don’t know what will be used in the next world war, but the...
Quote #1717
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...