Quote #2179
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #10042
Despair, in short, seeks its own environment as surely as water finds its own...
Quote #11490
The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a...
Quote #14284
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #7991
Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is...
Quote #19245
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #5232
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #3381
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Quote #15090
You have to be deviant if you’re going to do anything new.
Quote #2474
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.