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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
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If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough....
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
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Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been...
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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth...
Quote #15707
The road to success is always under construction.