Quote #19399
After you’ve been in a place for a while, everything starts to look… I...
Quote #17071
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #20439
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #3602
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #16824
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
Quote #20845
Hold a book in your hand and you’re a pilgrim at the gates of...
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #162
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Quote #838
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #3989
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...