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I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
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Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes...
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
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Uncle Ben With great power, comes great responsibility.
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One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.