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Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...
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How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful...
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
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Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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Robert E Lee didn’t make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the...
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Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
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Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...