Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #17041
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #2005
Trees are the earth’s endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #9999
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #496
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no...
Quote #15060
When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #15154
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
Quote #12910
We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will...