Quote #6863
The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #18005
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #639
Always do what you are afraid to do.
Quote #714
A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #16017
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
Quote #2866
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you...
Quote #18919
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #825
Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively...
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...