Quote #16566
To the pure, all things are pure.
Quote #16541
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #18424
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #13339
All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
Quote #18431
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #17115
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #7394
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Quote #14287
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
Quote #15829
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.