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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still...
Quote #18935
Ideas won’t keep something must be done about them.
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One cannot fix one’s eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for...
Quote #2166
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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No moral system can rest solely on authority.
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11406
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...