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How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
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I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we...
Quote #561
Thought is the blossom language the bud action the fruit behind it.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #6244
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
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If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...