Quote #21432
Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Quote #18439
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #13481
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins cash and experience. Take...
Quote #15305
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #7029
Nothing quite new is perfect.
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #10833
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Quote #21127
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #3853
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Quote #1253
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.