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There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
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We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a...
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I have made my world and it is a much better world than I...
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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more...
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To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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A great NOW will be a great WAS A bad NOW will always be...