Quote #20710
One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
Quote #7025
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #20790
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #9859
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As...
Quote #6052
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #4705
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #17311
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
Quote #14744
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Quote #18104
Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in...