Quote #9390
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #9251
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #9404
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #16711
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
Quote #7588
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns...
Quote #16399
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
Quote #5265
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #756
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #7039
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...