Quote #19600
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #6654
It is wise to direct your anger towards problems — not people to focus...
Quote #3390
Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
Quote #8810
Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
Quote #20812
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Quote #1574
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...
Quote #728
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #20317
No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
Quote #4373
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.