Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #5206
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #11633
Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’ ‘I...
Quote #5790
When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions,...
Quote #3226
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Quote #16860
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #10028
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Quote #6061
Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
Quote #3243
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.