Quote #14840
The hall of fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.
Quote #21729
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
Quote #8023
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #12705
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #17561
You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #17237
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #18671
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #5755
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #1453
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #7638
I hope I never get so old I get religious.