Quote #245
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #2041
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
Quote #2936
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #4194
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #9974
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #17167
There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...
Quote #20313
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Quote #14390
A community is like a ship, everyone ought to be prepared to take the...
Quote #13302
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.