Quote #6324
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #6857
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
Quote #21548
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #4605
The good and the wise lead quiet lives.
Quote #7185
Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #7339
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Quote #12128
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #11798
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #11270
There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants–more than anything...