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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
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I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that...
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I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in...
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Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
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‘Whom are you’ he asked, for he had attended business college.
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Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by...
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Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.