Quote #17787
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
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The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
Quote #15973
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Quote #16574
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #2819
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Quote #2812
Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
Quote #736
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #3680
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...