Quote #9788
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #8539
All art is but imitation of nature.
Quote #2113
Only sick music makes money today.
Quote #17311
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
Quote #10293
Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men...
Quote #18433
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #9425
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #20466
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #15952
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #1432
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...