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Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will...
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If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #9878
If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #554
Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with...
Quote #10134
Look well into thyself there is a source of strength which will always spring...
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Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you...
Quote #9668
Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Quote #2201
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...