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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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All commend patience, but none can endure to suffer.
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
Quote #16960
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
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One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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Every invalid is a doctor.
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Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy...
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All a man can betray is his conscience.
Quote #14316
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...