Quote #17945
Their silence is sufficient praise.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
Quote #8774
There is no substitute for hard work.
Quote #13144
I will ignore all ideas for new works on engines of war, the invention...
Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #9926
I sit beside my lonely fire and pray for wisdom yet for calmness to...
Quote #12331
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to...
Quote #18676
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...