Quote #11056
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Quote #8042
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a...
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #21250
Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
Quote #12055
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
Quote #10784
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...
Quote #1045
Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Quote #11454
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...
Quote #9390
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.