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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #14492
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #21654
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #697
When you strike at a king, you must kill him.
Quote #7566
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good...
Quote #13473
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.
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The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than...
Quote #16157
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Quote #20084
Some people make headlines while others make history.