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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and...
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What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
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Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #7117
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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The Terminator Come with me if you want to live.
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We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence...