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‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
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A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.