Quote #10414
It matters not how long we live but how.
Quote #21157
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #3798
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...
Quote #10404
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #15122
You are in the process of being indoctrinated. We have not yet evolved a...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #19624
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #2798
Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us...
Quote #10583
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.