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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather...
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness happiness resides in imaginative...
William Shakespeare

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Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Jerry Della Femina

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I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Vicomte de Valmont

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What then have I done What, except yield to a natural feeling, inspired by...
Lenore Hershey

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Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
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