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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13851

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
George Iles

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.
English Proverb

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A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart,...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Pat Elphinstone

Quote #12845

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Jay Leno

Quote #15098

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to...
Pearl Buck

Quote #19579

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Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
Ross MacDonald

Quote #15345

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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Anne Sexton

Quote #6515

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7095

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.
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