Quote #19339
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
Quote #3164
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #15457
Things that are not at all, are never lost.
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #20790
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #7147
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Quote #11931
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...