Quote #5419
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a thankless child
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We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #8336
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #6628
The computer is a moron.
Quote #21247
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #16922
A scholar knows no boredom.
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
Quote #5835
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt… We shall not...
Quote #5228
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...