Quote #18796
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #19232
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the...
Quote #21714
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #7330
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #1009
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
Quote #11600
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
Quote #18333
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #15957
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #9947
Unless you know what you want, you can’t ask for it.
Quote #10931
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...