Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #11512
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #3445
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #17864
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
Quote #4030
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #8718
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
Quote #21304
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #16702
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
Quote #1681
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #5088
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.